Pincadcat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless centaur.

Pincadcat created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pincadcat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pincadcat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pincadcat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pincadcat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never laugh near snails.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your hands black.

5. You must love Pincadcat.