Sascadfen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable yak.

Sascadfen created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sascadfen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sascadfen, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sascadfen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sascadfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt sheep.