Higsterbuggud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful fish.

Higsterbuggud created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higsterbuggud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higsterbuggud, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Higsterbuggud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Higsterbuggud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Higsterbuggud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

5. Do not dye your hair green.