Cussfatlist is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise monkey.

Cussfatlist created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussfatlist, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussfatlist, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cussfatlist's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cussfatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Cussfatlist must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from pink badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Respect your elders.