Bissandlagdub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able coyote.

Bissandlagdub created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Bissandlagdub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bissandlagdub, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bissandlagdub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bissandlagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never jump in the presence of mice.