Latcambug is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful monkey.

Latcambug created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Latcambug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Latcambug, she will turn you into a worm.

Latcambug's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Latcambug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Latcambug loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear indigo corsets.

5. Retreat if four eagles approach from the west.