Capgovmum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy camel.

Capgovmum created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capgovmum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Capgovmum, she will think nothing of it.

Capgovmum's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Capgovmum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Always obey Capgovmum's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.