Bossquimgup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless crab.

Bossquimgup created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossquimgup, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossquimgup, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bossquimgup's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bossquimgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always look after injured ants.