Binbutcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust wyvern.

Binbutcub created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbutcub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binbutcub, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Binbutcub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Binbutcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat lentils.