Cunartpascubnadtitbemmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome hedgehog.

Cunartpascubnadtitbemmab created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunartpascubnadtitbemmab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cunartpascubnadtitbemmab, he will not care.

Cunartpascubnadtitbemmab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cunartpascubnadtitbemmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always take life seriously.