Cimhubcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong hare.

Cimhubcub created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimhubcub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimhubcub, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cimhubcub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cimhubcub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine shrews approach from the south.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not commit murder.