Cissveengub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless wombat.

Cissveengub created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Cissveengub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cissveengub, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cissveengub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cissveengub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cissveengub's name in vain.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Cissveengub on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Cissveengub eight times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cissveengub.