Pangcutbass is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent ant.

Pangcutbass created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangcutbass, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pangcutbass, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Pangcutbass' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pangcutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.