Bumyamflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying goose.

Bumyamflig created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumyamflig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bumyamflig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bumyamflig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bumyamflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near geese.

2. Always obey Bumyamflig's priests.

3. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about bananas.