Dadsitfom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dadsitfom created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsitfom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadsitfom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dadsitfom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dadsitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Do not take Dadsitfom's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.