Gidvednanbud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty dryad.

Gidvednanbud created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Gidvednanbud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidvednanbud, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gidvednanbud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gidvednanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Gidvednanbud loves great tits, so they must be honoured.