Hanlidpop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent eagle.

Hanlidpop created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hanlidpop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanlidpop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hanlidpop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hanlidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Run away if seven pigs approach from the west.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Hanlidpop loves ducks, so they must be respected.