Bugtonflat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent pig.

Bugtonflat created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtonflat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugtonflat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bugtonflat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bugtonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.