Applitril is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident chicken.

Applitril created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Applitril, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Applitril, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Applitril's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Applitril's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from purple nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your legs pink.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Applitril on top of important buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.