Camdavyak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unjust dingo.

Camdavyak created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camdavyak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camdavyak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Camdavyak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Camdavyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about ants.