Bogbigquat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, stupid butterfly.

Bogbigquat created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbigquat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogbigquat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bogbigquat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bogbigquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogbigquat.

5. Never wear corsets.