Matrigkap Higzig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing camel.

Matrigkap Higzig created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matrigkap Higzig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Matrigkap Higzig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Matrigkap Higzig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Matrigkap Higzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing purple coats.