Cammonjig Jabpidfubfad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet dragonfly.

Cammonjig Jabpidfubfad created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cammonjig Jabpidfubfad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cammonjig Jabpidfubfad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cammonjig Jabpidfubfad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cammonjig Jabpidfubfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Cammonjig Jabpidfubfad loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not covet oxen.