Tombogsit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud hare.

Tombogsit created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tombogsit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tombogsit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tombogsit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tombogsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away from yellow monkeys, for they are unholy.