Vennabtab Vengutkom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless fish.

Vennabtab Vengutkom created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vennabtab Vengutkom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vennabtab Vengutkom, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vennabtab Vengutkom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vennabtab Vengutkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Put Vennabtab Vengutkom first in all things.

3. Vennabtab Vengutkom loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.