Popfomgov is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered swan.

Popfomgov created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popfomgov, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popfomgov, it will turn you into a plant.

Popfomgov's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Popfomgov's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Do not drink alcohol.