Loopripdit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying yak.

Loopripdit created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopripdit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Loopripdit, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Loopripdit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Loopripdit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect six carbon sculptures of Loopripdit on top of important buildings.