Fedloophap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid otter.

Fedloophap created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedloophap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fedloophap, he will turn you into a snail.

Fedloophap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fedloophap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Put Fedloophap first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.