Jabruttdaprull is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart dugong.

Jabruttdaprull created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jabruttdaprull, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jabruttdaprull, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jabruttdaprull's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jabruttdaprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Put Jabruttdaprull first in all things.