Cumtunsandmumwik is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome hippopotamus.

Cumtunsandmumwik created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumtunsandmumwik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumtunsandmumwik, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cumtunsandmumwik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cumtunsandmumwik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never paint your arms yellow.