Tangilsak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain spider.

Tangilsak created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tangilsak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tangilsak, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tangilsak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tangilsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tangilsak on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Tangilsak's name in vain.

5. Never eat bark.