Wapdutfet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy naga.

Wapdutfet created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapdutfet, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wapdutfet, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wapdutfet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wapdutfet's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear purple shoes.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wapdutfet on top of all buildings.