Bangepapp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured wombat.

Bangepapp created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Bangepapp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bangepapp, he will be very sad.

Bangepapp's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bangepapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.