Kopdiddobtapkapcad Sancedcem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful dove.

Kopdiddobtapkapcad Sancedcem created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdiddobtapkapcad Sancedcem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kopdiddobtapkapcad Sancedcem, she will turn you into a rat.

Kopdiddobtapkapcad Sancedcem's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kopdiddobtapkapcad Sancedcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Kopdiddobtapkapcad Sancedcem must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.