Vilnatgam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable toad.

Vilnatgam created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Vilnatgam, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vilnatgam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vilnatgam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vilnatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vilnatgam on top of all buildings.