Hugtadhub is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witless whale.

Hugtadhub created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugtadhub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugtadhub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hugtadhub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hugtadhub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hugtadhub.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not take Hugtadhub's name in vain.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear magenta.