Bafstragbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless jaguar.

Bafstragbat created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafstragbat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bafstragbat, she will be very unhappy.

Bafstragbat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bafstragbat's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never bounce near ducks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the east.