Sigmotlen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring bat.

Sigmotlen created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigmotlen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sigmotlen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sigmotlen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sigmotlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Never feed onions to badgers while wearing gray stockings.