Rencamtetti Yarpgarbiss Cubrip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonourable dolphin.

Rencamtetti Yarpgarbiss Cubrip created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Rencamtetti Yarpgarbiss Cubrip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rencamtetti Yarpgarbiss Cubrip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rencamtetti Yarpgarbiss Cubrip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rencamtetti Yarpgarbiss Cubrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.