Homrapkam is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, witless goose.
Homrapkam created snails six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Homrapkam, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in Homrapkam, it will laugh at you.
Homrapkam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Homrapkam's Holy Commandments
1. Mites are not to be trusted.
2. Never wear purple hats.
3. Homrapkam loves foxes, so they must be respected.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never bounce near nematodes.