Gofhompas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless dove.

Gofhompas created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Gofhompas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gofhompas, it will turn you into a duck.

Gofhompas' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gofhompas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help sick capybaras.