Queegbammid Japlagvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent crane.

Queegbammid Japlagvol created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbammid Japlagvol, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Queegbammid Japlagvol, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Queegbammid Japlagvol's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Queegbammid Japlagvol's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.