Pidgatbig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered hare.

Pidgatbig created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidgatbig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pidgatbig, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pidgatbig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pidgatbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never talk about amino acids.
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