Jarntapman is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic monkey.

Jarntapman created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jarntapman, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jarntapman, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jarntapman's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jarntapman's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help dogs in need.
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