Fligfobarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying toad.

Fligfobarn created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfobarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligfobarn, it will torture you forever.

Fligfobarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fligfobarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if six voles approach from the south.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.