Sasnatrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong naga.

Sasnatrat created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnatrat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sasnatrat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sasnatrat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sasnatrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sasnatrat's name in vain.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not chop down trees.