Sog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful cat.

Sog created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sog, he will turn you into a snail.

Sog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help bats.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Hide from black foxes for they are unholy.