Vidquamjadcab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful horse.

Vidquamjadcab created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidquamjadcab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidquamjadcab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vidquamjadcab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vidquamjadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Vidquamjadcab on top of important buildings.

2. Retreat if three mites approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not sing in public.