Yimcenwab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable wyvern.

Yimcenwab created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Yimcenwab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimcenwab, she will manifest in front of you.

Yimcenwab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yimcenwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.