Rawgepsug is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving lizard.

Rawgepsug created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawgepsug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawgepsug, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rawgepsug's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rawgepsug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about stars.